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Abigail Review: Radio Silence Orchestrates a Gory Masterpiece

Dissecting the Delirious Genius of Radio Silence's Wildly Ambitious Horror Romp

Arash Nahandian by Arash Nahandian
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Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett of the “Radio Silence” collective have sunk their teeth into a deliciously deranged concept with “Abigail.” This blood-soaked horror romp centers on a group of kidnappers who bite off far more than they can chew when their target – an unassuming young ballerina – is revealed to be a ravenous, centuries-old vampire. The very notion of a pint-sized undead pirouetting menace unleashed in a gothic mansion setting oozes creative audacity.

From the outset, “Abigail” beckons with its tantalizingly twisted premise. Riffing on the classic “body count” slasher template, it infuses fresh lifeblood by putting a fiendishly fanciful spin on the vampire mythos. This unique conceptual fusion radiates a palpable sense of fun and abandon, promising a wild cinematic ride.

One can sense the filmmakers’ giddy relish in upending conventions and indulging in darkly comedic, blood-drenched mayhem. With its marriage of campy horror tropes and a dash of choreographic grace, “Abigail” pirouettes into uncharted territory ripe for an open-minded viewer’s delight.

The Stage is Set for a Macabre Dance

“Abigail” revolves around a motley crew of criminals hired for a high-stakes kidnapping job. Their target? The adolescent daughter of an enigmatic billionaire. However, their meticulously planned operation takes a hellish turn when they discover their pint-sized captive is not merely a wealthy heiress, but a centuries-old vampire with a preternatural gift for ballet.

At the center of this unholy ordeal is Abigail herself, portrayed with remarkable range by young talent Alisha Weir. Oscillating between the innocent facade of a sweet ballerina and the feral menace of an undead monster, Weir’s Abigail emerges as the terrifying mastermind choreographing this bloodbath.

Seeking to contain the supernatural threat are the members of the ill-fated kidnapping crew. Melissa Barrera’s Joey serves as the group’s moral compass, torn between her mission’s potential rewards and her growing compassion for Abigail. The roguishly charismatic Frank, played by Dan Stevens, acts as the de facto leader until Abigail’s true nature is unleashed. Rounding out the ensemble are the tech-savvy Sammy (Kathryn Newton), the brash muscle Peter (Kevin Durand), the enigmatic sniper Rickles (William Catlett), and the hapless getaway driver Dean (Angus Cloud’s final role).

What begins as a straightforward ransom scheme rapidly devolves into a frenzied fight for survival within the cavernous confines of the group’s hideout mansion. As Abigail’s victims pile up in gruesome, blood-drenched fashion, the kidnappers must confront not just the horrors she represents, but their own moral compromises that enabled this nightmarish scenario.

Brimming with narrative twists and visceral thrills, “Abigail” charts an ever-intensifying game of supernatural cat-and-mouse. Tensions escalate as long-buried secrets are disinterred, along with severed limbs and regurgitated body parts. In the End, both predator and prey must ultimate dance to the haunting, hypnotic strains of Tchaikovsky’s “Swan Lake” in an explosion of ballet-inspired carnage.

Choreographing Chaos with Bloody Bravura

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, the masterminds behind “Ready or Not” and the recent “Scream” entries, showcase their directorial prowess in “Abigail.” They deftly choreograph a deliriously macabre dance of genres, expertly blending horror, black comedy, and even shades of classic Gothic romance.

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From a visual standpoint, the filmmakers craft a lusciously eerie atmosphere. The cavernous mansion setting, with its labyrinthine corridors and gloomy chambers, exudes an air of sinister grandeur befitting the vampire legend. The camerawork slithers provocatively through the dimly lit spaces, enveloping the viewer in a sense of enveloping dread before erupting into bouts of frenetic violence.

Yet amidst the crimson-soaked carnage, Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett inject a wickedly playful sensibility. The tonal shifts between spine-chilling horror and tongue-in-cheek humor are dizzying yet exhilarating. One moment finds us recoiling in terror as Abigail unleashes her preternatural fury; the next, we’re treated to deliciously dark comedic banter among the woefully outmatched kidnappers.

This seamless genre alchemy is a testament to the directors’ command of their craft. They revel in the absurdity of the premise while still treating the supernatural threat with deadly seriousness. Every baroque kill, every twisted narrative turn, is executed with a showmanship that revels in going gleefully over-the-top.

Certainly, “Abigail” is not for the faint of heart or those averse to campily excessive gore. But for viewers attuned to the filmmakers’ deliciously wicked wavelength, it’s a breathtakingly audacious cross-genre romp that never loses its menacing step. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett have composed a true grand guignol for the modern age – a bloody ballet of cinematic excess.

A Virtuoso Ensemble Dances with Darkness

At the blood-drenched heart of “Abigail” lies a spellbinding ensemble, deftly navigating the film’s tonal shifts between horror, humor, and pathos. Each performer delivers a virtuosic turn, etching indelible characters that transcend archetypal constraints.

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Paramount among them is the remarkable Alisha Weir, who inhabits the titular role with a mastery belying her young age. Weir’s Abigail is a bewitching paradox – an ostensibly innocent ballerina capable of unspeakable savagery. One moment, she’s the picture of poise and grace, executing flawless pliés amid the grotesquerie. The next, she morphs into a feral, blood-lusting creature of the night, all while retaining an impish, sardonic wit. Weir seamlessly oscillates between these disparate modes, imbuing Abigail with a chilling, otherworldly presence.

Matched only by Weir’s tour-de-force is Dan Stevens’ unhinged turn as Frank, the kidnapping crew’s roguish ringleader. Stevens embraces the unrepentant amorality of his role, oozing charisma and danger in equal measure. His simmering tensions with Weir crackle with a delicious, darkly comedic frisson. Stevens seems to be having the time of his life indulging in depravity, making Frank an irresistibly wicked antihero.

The rest of the ill-fated crew shines just as brilliantly. As Joey, the voice of compassion amidst the madness, Melissa Barrera shoulders the emotional heft with a grounded vulnerability. Kathryn Newton is riotous as the irreverent hacker Sammy, stealing every scene with her wry line deliveries. Kevin Durand’s hulking beefcake Peter injects unexpected poignancy into an archetype that could have been mere cannon fodder.

Even in smaller roles, the ensemble shines. The late Angus Cloud leaves an indelible mark as the lovably dopey driver Dean. William Catlett’s stoic presence as Rickles provides a steely counterpoint to the escalating chaos. Each performer forges a fully realized character from seemingly threadbare archetypes, breathing pathos and authenticity into even the most outrageous circumstances.

What’s most impressive is how the ensemble’s performances elevate “Abigail” beyond mere schlocky thrills. Yes, the film revels in gratuitous gore and pitch-black humor, but there’s an undercurrent of emotional richness that catches one by surprise. These characters, for all their flagrant amorality, are still inherently human – flawed, conflicted souls grappling with the monstrous scenario fate has wrought. The entire cast leans into both the visceral horror and deeper thematic complexities with equal conviction.

In orchestrating this danse macabre of deadpan comedy, existential dread, and bone-chilling set pieces, the “Abigail” ensemble achieves a sense of cohesion and teamwork worthy of a championship ballet troupe. It’s an intricate, exquisitely choreographed performance anchored by Weir’s haunting presence at its shadowy core. A true tour de force of genre-bending acting.

Piercing the Veil of Monstrosity

Beneath its bloody, madcap surface, “Abigail” gestures toward deeper philosophical inquiries into the nature of evil, societal decay, and the monstrosity lurking within us all. This rich thematic substratum elevates the film beyond mere schlocky thrills into a searing cultural commentary.

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At its core, the film is a meditation on the duality of human nature – the coexistence of the saintly and the diabolical within each person. Abigail herself, oscillating between cherubic innocence and preternatural malevolence, is the embodiment of this paradox writ large. Her juxtaposition of childlike grace and unholy bloodlust begs the question: are we all teetering on the precipice of savagery, merely awaiting the catalyst to unleash our inner demons?

This existential exploration extends to the antiheroes comprising the kidnapping crew. Despite their nominal profession as criminals, they still cling to vestiges of morality and solidarity in the face of unfathomable evil. Their steadily eroding humanity in the crucible of Abigail’s nightmare reflects the darkest potential lurking within even the most hardened souls.

On a broader cultural level, “Abigail” can be interpreted as a scathing indictment of contemporary society’s penchant for rapacious greed and moral decrepitude. The crew’s fixation on the astronomical ransom parallels our own culture’s obsession with wealth and power at any cost. That their avarice births unspeakable horrors is a searing rebuke of the human capacity for self-destruction when unshackled from ethical restraint.

Ultimately, by holding a grotesque mirror to the depths of human immorality, “Abigail” dares us to confront the capacity for darkness within us all. It’s a disquieting philosophical voyage cloaked in the trappings of pulpy, blood-soaked entertainment – a dichotomy that lends the film an added layer of discomfiting resonance.

A Baroque Bloodbath of Technical Artistry

From a technical perspective, “Abigail” is a baroque bloodbath of artistry and craftsmanship. The production values are of the highest caliber, immersing viewers in a lushly rendered world of Gothic opulence and visceral horror.

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The special effects work is nothing short of breathtaking. The frequent bursts of graphic violence and creative kill sequences are brought to lurid life with jaw-dropping realism. Limbs sever, blood geysers, and bodies contort in ways that will linger in the memory long after the credits roll. Yet it’s all accomplished with a deft hand, avoiding the pitfalls of gratuity or cheap shock value.

The camerawork and cinematography are equally masterful. Sumptuous, shadow-drenched imagery gives way to frenetic, kinetic set pieces executed with thrilling precision. The filmmakers wield their camera like a scalpel, guiding our eyes through the delirious nightmare with an auteur’s control.

From the ornate production design of the cavernous mansion to the lavish costumes and makeup, every aesthetic element has been curated with painstaking attention to detail. “Abigail” is a true artistic achievement in the realm of genre filmmaking – a visceral, all-consuming sensory experience that transports the viewer to a realm of Grand Guignol spectacle.

In fusing technical proficiency with a singularly twisted creative vision, Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett have crafted a true cinematic fever dream. A bravura showcase of directorial craft that never sacrifices artistic merit in service of sheer exploitation. “Abigail” stands as a masterclass in elevating disreputable genre fare into the realm of high art through sheer force of skill and wild-eyed ambition.

An Instant Genre Classic Dripping With Panache

“Abigail” is that rarest of cinematic beasts – a deliriously audacious genre mashup that defies expectations at every deliciously gory turn. A sublime meeting of mind between the anarchic creative madcap of its creators and the uncompromising ferocity of its pint-sized leading lady.

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The film’s greatest strength lies in its unabashed willingness to go big and go bold. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett hold nothing back, unleashing a feverish phantasmagoria of bloody delights that plays like a Grand Guignol ballet from hell. Every set piece, every creatively staged kill, every pitch-black punchline lands with the utmost stylish bravura.

And at the heart of it all is Alisha Weir’s phenomenal turn as the eponymous vampire, delivering one of the most gonzo, unforgettable child performances in horror history. Her preternatural ability to oscillate between sweet innocence and feral malevolence is a thing of perverse beauty.

If there is a flaw, it’s that the film’s barrage of excesses can occasionally feel like a bit too much of an all-you-can-eat horror buffet. The sheer onslaught of money shots and tonal hairpin turns is so relentless that one may exit the theater feeling slightly dazed, as if having undergone a cinematic hazing ritual.

But in the end, “Abigail” represents a full-throttle artistic success – a bloody, audacious masterstroke of genre-melding from some of the horror world’s most inspired madmen. For those attuned to its deliciously depraved wavelength, it’s an unforgettable thrill ride of a movie lined with both rapturous chuckles and all-out gasps of awe. An instant cult classic that demands to be seen on the biggest screen possible to fully absorb its Grand Guignol grandeur.

The Review

Abigail

9 Score

"Abigail" is a wildly entertaining, gore-soaked genre fever dream that cements Radio Silence as modern masters of horror. An endlessly inventive and audacious twist on vampire lore elevated by stellar performances, jaw-dropping technical artistry, and deeply resonant thematic heft. From its opening moments to its deliriously over-the-top finale, it's a full-throttle carnival of delights that demands to be seen on the biggest screen possible. For those who can stomach its depraved excesses, "Abigail" is simply one of the most electrifying and compelling horror offerings in recent memory - a sublime slice of Grand Guignol ecstasy.

PROS

  • Wildly creative and audacious premise (vampire ballerina)
  • Stellar performances, especially Alisha Weir as Abigail
  • Impressive technical craft (effects, cinematography, production design)
  • Deft blending of horror, comedy, and social commentary
  • Thematically rich exploration of human nature/morality
  • Endlessly entertaining with a wonderful sense of style

CONS

  • The relentless onslaught of over-the-top moments may be too much for some
  • A few characters could have used deeper development
  • The mixing of tones doesn't always completely gel
  • Some of the exposition feels clunky at times

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