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Seize Them! Review: Comedy Fit for a Queen (and Peasants Too!)

An Anarchic Celebration of Classic British Comedy That Deftly Balances Side-Splitting Laughs with Surprising Narrative Heft

Naser Nahandian by Naser Nahandian
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In the whimsical realm of “Seize Them!“, director Curtis Vowell transports viewers to the tumultuous Dark Ages of Britain. This riotous historical comedy follows the misadventures of the petulant Queen Dagan, portrayed with delightful arrogance by breakout star Aimee Lou Wood. When the feisty revolutionary “Humble” Joan (a charming Nicola Coughlan) overthrows Dagan’s kingdom, the deposed royal must embark on an unlikely quest to reclaim her throne.

Dagan’s rollicking journey introduces a stellar supporting cast, including the ever-versatile Lolly Adefope as the loyal servant Shulmay, and beloved comedian Nick Frost shining as Bobik, an endearing peasant with lofty dreams. Rounding out the ensemble are seasoned talents like Jessica Hynes, Paul Kaye, and a host of Britain’s finest comic actors.

While faltering at times with uneven pacing, “Seize Them!” is a highly entertaining romp that deftly balances irreverent humor with surprising heartfelt moments. Vowell crafts an adventurous love letter to classic British comedy while breathing new life into the genre.

Overthrown and Underestimated

The film’s narrative whisks us into the court of the utterly self-absorbed Queen Dagan. Ruling with an iron fist and bottomless ego, she scoffs at the simmering rebellion led by the charismatic “Humble” Joan. However, Dagan’s arrogance proves her undoing as Joan’s uprising successfully overthrows the monarchy.

In a shocking turn, the once-pampered queen finds herself a wanted fugitive in her own kingdom. With a hefty bounty on her head, Dagan must rely on unlikely allies – her unassuming handmaiden Shulmay and Bobik, an endearing peasant who longs for a better station in life. An odd trio is formed as the disgraced royalty grudgingly joins forces with the lowly commoners she once ruled over.

What ensues is a raucous adventure across the British countryside, narrowly evading Joan’s forces. Along the way, the self-centered Dagan gradually sheds her haughty demeanor through humbling experiences and the positive influences of the grounded Shulmay and ambitious Bobik. Their dynamic shifts from one of servitude to a supportive, playful friendship.

Dagan’s character evolution runs parallel to her growing determination to reclaim her throne – by any means necessary. However, the stakes intensify when she attracts the attention of the ruthless foreign king Ivarr, who aims to conquer Joan’s newly established power.

The runaways must outmaneuver threats from all sides, coming face-to-face with harsh realities about privilege and the mistreatment of the marginalized classes. Can the once-spoiled Dagan defy her selfish nature to become a just ruler worthy of restoration?

Epic Medieval Spectacle

Director Curtis Vowell adeptly guides “Seize Them!” with a deft balance of madcap hilarity and grand adventure befitting an epic medieval tale. His assured direction keeps the frenetic pacing taut while allowing ample breathing room for the talented cast to shine with brilliant comedic turns.

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The film’s production values are truly staggering, immersing viewers in a richly realized Dark Ages Britain. The cinematography by Sara Deane is particularly impressive, making judicious use of sweeping landscape shots and dynamic camerawork during the action set pieces. Her lush visuals are complemented by the impeccable production design seamlessly melding historical authenticity with cheeky artistic embellishments.

Costume designer Jane Petrie’s work is likewise exemplary, outfitting the characters in intricate period garb that enhances the lived-in fantasy world. From the lavish royal vestments to the humble peasant rags, the wardrobe exudes an impressive degree of specificity and thematic intentionality.

The special and visual effects craft spectacular magical flourishes and intense battle sequences with astounding realism. However, Vowell exercises commendable restraint, utilizing the heightened fantasy elements judiciously to punctuate key narrative beats rather than letting them overshadow the grounded, character-driven story.

Such dedicated world-building across all production fronts pays dividends, allowing “Seize Them!” to transport modern viewers into a bygone era that feels both authentic and heightened through a skewed comedic lens.

Quintessential British Wit

The genius of “Seize Them!” lies in screenwriter Andy Riley’s deft skewering of historical monarchy tropes through an exquisitely crafted comedic lens. His dialogue crackles with rapid-fire wit, deliciously absurd wordplay, and winking self-awareness that places the film squarely within the pantheon of quintessential British humour.

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Riley’s script deftly oscillates between sublime verbal jousting and delightfully crass slapstick. The posturing, egotistical bluster of royals like Queen Dagan provides a prime satirical target, with Riley’s barbed japes subtly critiquing the antiquated ideals of the ruling class. Yet he leavens the social commentary with farcical physicality that brings the rude mechanicals of classic comedy to vivid life.

The film revels in its decidedly British sensibilities, channeling the anarchic spirit of Monty Python and the whip-smart irreverence of Blackadder. From the gloriously petty feuding nobility to the droll underdogs yearning for upward mobility, “Seize Them!” is a veritable greatest hits of endemic national humour distilled into one riotous package.

Most impressively, Riley’s screenplay deftly balances an onslaught of laugh-out-loud gags with compelling narrative momentum and rich character arcs. The jokes arise organically from the high-stake stakes and grounded emotional truths, elevating the humor to transcend mere parody into a surprisingly substantive tale of growth and self-discovery amidst the mayhem.

Comedic Dynamos Shine Bright

At the center of “Seize Them!”‘s comedic whirlwind is the magnificent Aimee Lou Wood as the petulant, vainglorious Queen Dagan. Wood’s immense talent and versatility shine through in her utterly committed, vanity-free performance. She fully inhabits Dagan’s outrageous ego and childish tantrums with hilarious gusto, yet gradually reveals an impressive dramatic vulnerability as her character’s transformative arc takes hold. It’s a star-making turn brimming with comic brilliance and surprising emotional depth.

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The gifted Nicola Coughlan is likewise outstanding as the revolutionary firebrand “Humble” Joan. Coughlan effortlessly commands the screen with a charismatic presence that both menaces and delights. Her exquisite grasp of timing and deadpan delivery allows Joan to emerge as a formidable adversary concealing unexpected reserves of nuance.

Rounding out the stellar principal trio are beloved veterans Lolly Adefope and Nick Frost, both elevating already rich material with their indelible screen personas. Adefope’s quick-witted Shulmay acts as the wry, deadpan counterpoint while Frost’s lovably lunkish Bobik provides the warm-hearted emotional core that grounds the outlandish flurry of laughs in a relatable everyman’s journey.

The ensemble radiates a palpable chemistry and connection, with each performer’s unique comedic wavelength harmoniously blending into an irresistibly appealing whole. Even the supporting players like Jessica Hynes and Paul Kaye make indelible impressions in relatively brief screentime, leaving audiences clamoring for more.

Royally Skewering the Status Quo

Beneath its raucous exterior, “Seize Them!” operates as a sly societal satire dismantling antiquated notions of birthright privilege and class disparity. The film cleverly uses the medieval setting as an allegory to skewer modern hierarchies still plagued by deeply ingrained systemic inequities.

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Queen Dagan’s journey from haughty oppressor to empathetic ally serves as the crux of this thematic exploration. As she’s forced to walk in the marginalized shoes of her downtrodden subjects, her rise to enlightenment mirrors the evolving mindset reshaping contemporary ideals of leadership and public service.

By scaling the battlements of the ruling elite through the lens of irreverent comedy, “Seize Them!” deftly captures the current cultural renaissance challenging long-held power structures. Its madcap antics playfully dismantle divisive “us vs them” mentalities, championing solidarity across artificial class lines.

Ultimately, the film posits that true societal progress stems from those leaders who’ve experienced life’s harsh inequities firsthand. Strength, it argues, emerges not from opulent self-interest but embracing a revitalized model of humble collaborative stewardship – a message festively deployed amid belly laughs.

Riotous Romp Reclaims Comedy Crown

In the crowded arena of modern comedy films, “Seize Them!” stands tall as a wildly entertaining and insightful jewel. Director Curtis Vowell and writer Andy Riley have crafted a rollicking medieval romp that generously bestows non-stop laughs while smuggling in slyly resonant commentaries about power, privilege, and the upending of regressive societal norms.

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Led by a phenomenal ensemble catalyzed by Aimee Lou Wood’s star-making turn, the cast invigorates every frame with a palpable sense of revelry in the proceedings. The production values are likewise impressive, immersing audiences in a painstakingly realized yet playfully embellished portrait of the Dark Ages.

“Seize Them!” demands to be seen with the largest crowd possible to fully bask in its infectious, raucous energy. It’s an effervescent tonic for groups of friends seeking a respite of side-splitting levity. But beyond just adolescent yuks, the film’s deceptively substantive exploration of unity across artificial divides makes it equally enticing for more scrutinous viewers craving comedy with surprising heft.

No matter the motivating factors, “Seize Them!” handily reaffirms Britain’s resilient legacy as a venerated crew of master laughsmiths. Funnyboning its way into the annals of classic national humor, this is simply a good old-fashioned knees-up not to be missed.

The Review

Seize Them!

8 Score

With its rollicking irreverence and disarmingly substantive core, "Seize Them!" emerges as a wildly entertaining medieval romp that simultaneously celebrates and revitalizes the esteemed tradition of British comedy. Director Curtis Vowell's deft hand expertly balances laugh-a-minute hilarity with surprising narrative heft and thematic resonance. Powered by a phenomenal ensemble - headed by the revelatory Aimee Lou Wood in a star-making performance - the film whisks viewers along on a antic-laden quest that's as riotously funny as it is slyly insightful about societal power dynamics. By the deliriously zany climax, "Seize Them!" has secured its place as a wonderfully madcap microcosm of quintessential, boundary-pushing British humor for the modern age.

PROS

  • Stellar ensemble cast led by standout performances from Aimee Lou Wood, Nicola Coughlan, Lolly Adefope and Nick Frost
  • Clever, whip-smart script brimming with rapid-fire wit and delightfully absurd wordplay
  • Impressive production values immerse viewers in a richly realized yet playful take on medieval Britain
  • Deft balance of laugh-out-loud humor with compelling character arcs and narrative momentum
  • Surprisingly substantive exploration of class, power dynamics and societal progress beneath the raucous comedy

CONS

  • Uneven pacing at times, with some overlong sequences dragging in the third act
  • While amusing, doesn't quite reach the iconic comedic heights of its influences like Monty Python
  • Thematic satire could have used a bit more depth and nuance in its cultural commentary

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