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Destry Allyn Spielberg steps behind the camera for her directorial debut with “Please Don’t Feed the Children,” a post-apocalyptic horror thriller that arrives on Tubi with the weight of both expectation and skepticism. The film presents a world ravaged by a mysterious virus that transforms adults into cannibals while children remain largely asymptomatic carriers—a premise that immediately flips the traditional survivor narrative on its head.

Michelle Dockery leads the cast as Clara, a seemingly benevolent farmhouse dweller who offers shelter to a group of orphaned teenagers led by Mary (Zoe Colletti), with Giancarlo Esposito appearing as Sheriff Fritz in a smaller supporting role. At roughly 90 minutes, this streaming horror entry attempts to juggle multiple genre elements: dystopian sci-fi, psychological thriller, and coming-of-age drama.

The story follows these teenage outcasts as they seek passage to a mythical safe haven across the border, only to find themselves trapped in Clara’s isolated home where maternal instincts have curdled into something far more sinister. While the film grapples with contemporary anxieties about generational blame and societal collapse, it struggles to maintain focus across its ambitious genre-blending approach.

When World-Building Falls Apart

Paul Bertino’s screenplay reveals the challenges of crafting dystopian fiction on what appears to be a limited budget and timeline. The film’s central conceit—that a virus would somehow discriminate based on age—never receives the logical foundation it desperately needs. We’re told through heavy-handed exposition that children under 18 are asymptomatic carriers, but the rules governing this world remain frustratingly vague. What happens when these “dangerous” children turn 18? How does society function when most adults have been eliminated? These questions feel less like intentional ambiguity and more like narrative oversights.

The geographic confusion compounds these world-building issues. Characters speak of fleeing to “the border” for safety, but whether they’re heading to Mexico, Canada, or some other destination remains unclear for much of the runtime. When Clara’s New Mexico location is finally revealed, it raises new questions about how a refined British woman ended up isolated on an American frontier farm—questions the film never addresses.

The screenplay relies heavily on “telling” rather than “showing,” violating one of cinema’s most fundamental principles. Mary’s opening narration dumps exposition about virus origins and societal collapse, but we never witness the world she describes. This approach feels particularly limiting given how effectively visual storytelling could have conveyed the horror of children being blamed for adult failures. The psychological imprisonment thriller elements that emerge once Clara captures the group represent the film’s strongest narrative territory, but even here, the plotting feels mechanical rather than organic.

Performances Trapped by Thin Material

Michelle Dockery delivers the film’s most compelling performance, transforming Clara from a picture of rural hospitality into something genuinely unsettling. Having spent years perfecting aristocratic reserve on “Downton Abbey,” Dockery brings an unexpected edge to this frontier setting. Her refined accent and mannerisms create an intriguing disconnect with the isolated farmhouse environment, suggesting stories the film never explores. When Clara’s maternal facade begins to crack, Dockery navigates the transition with skill that elevates the surrounding material.

Zoe Colletti faces the challenging task of anchoring the film as Mary, but the screenplay provides little beyond standard “final girl” beats. Her character’s passivity becomes increasingly frustrating as the story progresses, particularly when surrounded by a group of supposedly hardened survivors who behave more like sheltered teenagers than apocalypse veterans. This casting choice highlights one of the film’s most glaring issues: these “children” are clearly played by actors in their early twenties, undermining the premise that society views them as vulnerable minors worthy of persecution.

Giancarlo Esposito appears briefly as Sheriff Fritz, bringing his trademark intensity to limited screen time. His scenes with Dockery hint at a deeper history and emotional complexity that the film never fully explores. The supporting cast of teenage survivors suffers from one-dimensional characterization, making it difficult to invest in their individual fates. When characters begin disappearing from Clara’s captivity, their absence registers more as plot mechanics than emotional loss.

Technical Competence Without Visual Poetry

Spielberg demonstrates solid directorial instincts in her debut, maintaining consistent tone and managing the film’s modest resources effectively. However, the technical execution often undermines the story’s impact. Cinematographer Shane Sigler’s work suffers from clarity issues, with several key scenes too dimly lit to parse important visual information. The camera work feels functional rather than inspired, missing opportunities to create the claustrophobic atmosphere that would serve this psychological thriller.

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The audio mixing presents significant problems, with dialogue frequently overwhelmed by score and sound effects. Mary’s opening narration becomes nearly incomprehensible at times, a critical flaw for exposition-heavy storytelling. The score itself feels heavy-handed, telegraphing emotional beats rather than enhancing them organically.

Production design and costuming represent the film’s strongest technical elements, creating believable lived-in environments despite budget constraints. Clara’s farmhouse feels authentic, and the costume choices effectively communicate character backgrounds and the world’s economic collapse. These elements suggest careful attention to detail that makes the technical missteps more frustrating by comparison.

A Debut with Promise Despite Its Limitations

“Please Don’t Feed the Children” works best when viewed as a learning experience rather than a fully realized artistic statement. Spielberg shows genuine filmmaking instincts and an understanding of genre conventions, even when the execution falters. The film’s greatest strength lies in its willingness to explore generational anxiety through a horror lens, touching on themes that resonate with contemporary audiences who feel blamed for problems they didn’t create.

For Tubi’s free streaming model, the film delivers adequate entertainment value despite its flaws. Horror fans seeking polished scares might find themselves disappointed, but those interested in emerging filmmakers and low-budget genre efforts will find enough craft and ambition to justify the viewing time. The film’s 90-minute runtime prevents it from overstaying its welcome, and Dockery’s performance alone provides sufficient reason to stick with the story.

This debut suggests that Spielberg possesses the technical foundation and genre sensibility necessary for future success, provided she finds stronger material and collaborators who can help realize her vision. While “Please Don’t Feed the Children” never quite achieves its ambitious goals, it represents a solid first step from a director worth watching.

“Please Don’t Feed the Children” is a psychological thriller that premiered at the Sitges Film Festival on October 11, 2024. The movie was released in the United States on Tubi on June 27, 2025, where it is available for streaming.

Full Credits

Director: Destry Allyn Spielberg

Writers: Paul Bertino

Producers and Executive Producers: Jason Dubin, Josh Kesselman, Michael Hagerty, Bill Kenwright, Daniel Ryniker

Cast: Michelle Dockery, Zoe Colletti, Andrew Liner, Dean Scott Vazquez, Regan Aliyah, Emma Meisel, Joshuah Melnick, Vernon Davis, Giancarlo Esposito

Director of Photography (Cinematographer): Shane Sigler

Editors: Todd Sandler

Composer: Cornel Wilczek

The Review

Please Don't Feed the Children

5.5 Score

"Please Don't Feed the Children" is a competent but flawed debut that shows promise without delivering memorable thrills. Dockery's commanding performance and solid production values can't overcome weak world-building and predictable plotting. The film works as a calling card for Spielberg's directing abilities but fails to stand out in the crowded post-apocalyptic horror space. Worth a watch for genre completists and those curious about emerging talent.

PROS

  • Michelle Dockery's standout villainous performance
  • Solid production design and costuming
  • Interesting premise exploring generational blame
  • Competent direction showing filmmaker potential

CONS

  • Weak world-building with logical inconsistencies
  • Predictable plot progression
  • Poor audio mixing and dialogue clarity
  • Miscast older actors as teenagers
  • Over-reliance on exposition

Review Breakdown

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