Welcome to London’s seedy underworld of crime and unexpected calamity. “Gangster’s Kiss” gives us a backstage pass to this vibrant criminal scene through the lens of unlikely protagonist Jack, an aspiring actor who finds himself in over his head after deciding to research a gangster role.
Directed by Ray Burdis with a script co-written by Burdis and star Michael Head, this British comedy brings together a stellar cast of renowned talents like Martin Kemp and Patsy Kensit alongside rising stars Charlie Clapham and Vas Blackwood.
The film centers around Jack and his childhood best mate Danny, now grown into a career criminal working for his uncle Don, a notorious crime boss. Eager to ace his newest acting job but short on authentic grit, Jack seeks to follow Danny and observe life on the streets. Little does anyone suspect how badly things may spin out with an off-the-cuff celebrity in their midst.
From burying bodies to deadly turf wars, Jack’s flailing attempts to simply blend in end up thrusting him to the center of chaos. With humor and hijinks at every turn down these mean streets, “Gangster’s Kiss” promises an entertaining take on Britain’s long-running love of criminal capers.
The Unlikely Protagonist
This story focuses on two lifelong friends, Jack and Danny, who grow up together in London, getting into all sorts of mischief. Danny comes from a long line of gangsters working for notorious crime boss Don, but Jack dreams of bigger things. He tries his hand at boxing and acting, finally finding success in a TV soap. Yet Jack stays close with Danny over the years.
Now Jack aims for the role of a lifetime playing a gangster in an upcoming film. Hoping for authenticity, he asks to shadow Danny for research. How bad could it be to quietly observe from the sidelines? Plenty, as it turns out. Jack saves the day when they run into rival Mus, but later insults him in a garbled text. And in a strange turn, he accidentally kills Mus with a harpoon!
The friends manage to dispose of the body before anyone’s the wiser. But then tragedy strikes when Don’s brother Ray meets a violent end, wrongly blamed on Mus’s crew. All-out war erupts between the factions. And through it all, the bumbling Jack can’t seem to avoid adding fuel to the fire with his well-intentioned bungling.
Suddenly the amateur actor finds himself thrust to the center of a very real criminal drama, with dangerous people gunning for him on all sides. All Jack wanted was to properly prepare for his role. Instead, he’s dragged headfirst into London’s gritty underworld at the worst possible time. How will our hapless protagonist possibly make it out alive?
Bringing the Rogues to Life
At the center of it all is Jack, our hapless protagonist who bumbles headfirst into danger at every turn. Played engagingly by Charlie Clapham, Jack draws you in with his bighearted charm and good humor even in the face of calamity. You really feel for his ambitions and desperate attempts to simply survive this ordeal in one piece.
His loyal partner in crime, Danny, portrayed with heartiness by Daniel O’Reilly, stands by Jack’s side no matter the mess. These two have a warmth in their friendship that anchors the story.
Martin Kemp is perfectly cast as the stern but savvy Don, running his operation with an iron fist yet flair. And Vas Blackwood infuses rival Mus with a smooth charisma that makes his vengeance all the more threatening.
Then there’s the colorful supporting players like John Hannah’s eccentric one-legged Mem and Patsy Kensit’s icy lawyer Crassus, stealing every scene with relish. The ensemble brings energy and fun to their roles that keeps you engaged in their adventures, no matter how outlandish.
While not all characters receive much depth, together this ranks among the most entertainingly portrayed criminal casts on screen. The actors grasp the absurdity and make the most of it, selling even the most over-the-top schemes. Their lively performances are a chief delight that make following Jack’s misadventures so enjoyable from start to finish.
Laughs Among the Chaos
With a title like “Gangster’s Kiss,” you know the film aims to blend comedy with its criminal escapades. But does it pull off that tricky balance? The humor stems from Jack’s constant bumbling, whether accidentally triggering a war or unwittingly harpooning enemies. His antics tend to arise organically from situations rather than feeling forced.
There’s also laughter found in the colorful characters, like John Hannah’s memorably zany one-legged gangster. The actors embrace the absurdity with gusto, delivering lines with impeccable comic timing. When the jokes work, they work well thanks to talented comedic performers embracing the fun.
On the other hand, some gags fall flat or feel overdone. A few crass puns are groan-worthy. And the randomness of certain developments can disrupt pacing—it’s not always clear where the comedy ends and serious plot resumes.
Where it succeeds most is capturing that playful tone of classic British gangster romps. You genuinely laugh along with Jack’s misfortune despite the risks. And the interweaving of dramatic beats ensures high stakes between the belly laughs.
Overall, the hit-or-miss humor enhances enjoyment more than it detracts. The actors and tone make even the weaker bits palatable. Is it a masterpiece of gags? No. But for fans wanting smiles with their criminals, this delivers as promised.
Behind the Scenes Chaos
Director Ray Burdis no doubt had his work cut out, what with keeping pace with all the mayhem unleashed on screen. But he shows deft ability in steering this unpredictable ride. Burdis keeps the tones mixed without moments feeling unbalanced—flickering adeptly between slapstick and drama like a skilled juggler.
While not flashy, the camerawork effectively places us right alongside Jack in all his antics. Scenes feel authentically grimy, like a true crime caper. Production values match the gritty streets without overshadowing performances.
Some rough edges hardly matter thanks to the lively cast. Edits between outlandish gags may leave whiplash at times. But Burdis understands that energy and spirit trump polish with this bizarre band of rogues. He allows their charm and comic timing to shine through.
Music cues aptly punctuate key beats. From cheerful credits to brooding gang showdowns, tones stay tunefully on point. Technical roles play support without distraction—like a good getaway driver, they stay focused on simply enabling mayhem up top.
Considering its likely slim budget, Burdis and team handle demanding jobs credibly. Their behind-the-scenes work ensures this bizarre crime romp stays steaming full speed ahead to the unpredictable end.
Laying Down the Law with Laughter
And so we reach the end of our story, with Jack once again in a tight spot of his own chaotic making. But through it all, “Gangster’s Kiss” never stops delivering the humorous hijinks that keep audiences coming back for more.
While not a perfect film by any means, it achieves what it sets out to do superbly – transport us straight into absurdist fun amid London’s criminal underworld. With game performers embracing every bizarre moment, you really cannot help but enjoy the ride.
Ray Burdis directs it all with a steady hand that pairs laughs with legitimate stakes. Its heartfelt friendships and lively characters have surely warmed many cold nights since.
If you fancy turning off seriousness for a spell, cranking up some British genre mayhem, and immersing in joyful nonsense, I can wholeheartedly recommend “Gangster’s Kiss” for your entertainment needs. Its lawlessness lives on through the enthusiasm of devotees, ensuring its nonsensical pleasures live to raise hell another day.
So switch off judgment, pour a beverage, and let Jack guide you through his latest cinematic misadventures. You won’t find high art here—just impeccable foolishness that easily earns cult legend status.
The Review
A Gangster's Kiss
A Gangster's Kiss is a bonkers crime romp that succeeds based on its cast's commitment to the nonsense and Burdis's steady direction of the chaos. While far from a cinematic masterpiece, its gleeful absurdity and heartfelt bromance between Jack and Danny provide persistent grins. Not for those seeking realism, it excels as a throwback laugh-fest to British gangland buffoonery.
PROS
- Engaging performances that fully commit to absurdity
- Authentic portrayal of friendships at its core
- Steady direction that balances tones skillfully
- Unforgettable characters audiences still recall fondly
- Pays homage to classic British crime capers
CONS
- Plot takes background to nonstop chaos
- Humor is hit-or-miss with some flat jokes.
- Low production values are noticeable at times.
- Not for those seeking realism or serious drama.
- Little rewatch value beyond cult nostalgia
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