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Deep in the Brazilian rainforest, a musical adaptation of a very old story was brought to life. Animators transformed Noah, his family, and a boatload of animals into a menagerie of singing singers. At its heart was a pair of mouse musicians determined to make their talents float.

Viewers familiar with the Bible may recall the tale of Noah, who long ago was tasked by God with preserving all life amidst a worldwide flood. Only Noah, his family, and two of every kind of animal would fit on a massive ark to survive the deluge. It’s a foundational part of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, showing humanity’s first fresh start after sin destroyed the world.

This animated film adapts the biblical account into a colorful musical. Directed by Sérgio Machado and Alois Di Leo, it refocuses the story around two mice in 1920s Rio de Janeiro: musician duo Tito and Vini. Overhearing God’s plan, they resolved to stowaway on Noah’s ark, where conflict and song awaited. The film aimed to entertain kids while putting a playful spin on this ancient story of salvation through survival.

Musical Mayhem on the Ark

The film introduces us to Tito and Vini, two mouse musicians living in 1920s Rio. With a love for song and each other’s company, they cannot bear to be separated. One fateful night, they overhear God’s instructions to dutiful Noah: all life on Earth will soon end in a great flood, so Noah must build an ark.

Only one male and one female of each species may board the massive vessel. Tito and Vini realize this poses a problem, as both are male. Determined not to part, they hatch a plan to stowaway.

Meanwhile, stone-faced Noah gets to work. His curious granddaughter Susana questions God’s logic. How will so many animals fit? What about different families? Her concerns fall on doubtful ears.

As pairs of beasts arrive by flock and herd, Tito and Vini slip among the crowds. But below deck brings new troubles. Poisonous lion Baruk sees not guests but a feast and claims ruler status through brutality.

He plots musical dominance too. Tone-deaf Baruk will “sing” if the mice write winning songs for all. But they assist friend and foe alike, sabotaging Baruk’s schemes. A sparrow named Sonia struggles with confidence, while a colorful cast of “lesser” creatures emerge as most virtuous.

In the climax, Baruk kidnaps Nina, the mice’s sole female friend aboard, forcing their musical hand. Their united animal “audience” must band together if harmony is to prevail over harm. Through teamwork and tunes, the mice steer the story to a resolution fitting even God himself. With survival and togetherness secured, the adventure sets sail for happier skies.

Bringing the Ark’s Inhabitants to Life

At the heart of this tale’s song and dance were Tito and Vini, the adventurous mice who longed to board the Ark together. With guitar in hand and a voice full of joy, Vini brought music to every place. Tito sang with passion to match, their bond unbreakable.

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Yet not all aboard the massive vessel could find harmony. The prideful lion Baruk seemed determined to rule through ruthlessness alone. As the self-appointed “king,” he bullied all who dared challenge his authority. But lacking true ability, inside Baruk cowered doubts that drove his desperation.

Noah and his family anchored the human story. Steadfast Noah obeyed God without question, focused only on the task before him. But curious Susana noticed what her grandfather could not, bringing a child’s wisdom to concerns ignored by adults. Though briefly shown, Ruth proved a gentle heart for all to find solace.

Minor players nonetheless moved the plot along. The wavering sparrow Sonia lent emotion to the music and message of hope. In contrast, the insects’ teamwork uplifted even the lowliest of lives onboard. And a colorful whale ferried our lost little birds to safety with smiles.

Yet for all their efforts at characterization, some lacked depth. Poor Nina existed as a device rather than a person. Baruk never evolved from one-dimensional villainy. And time taken from development filled the minutes with so much song that the story spun off course.

With a tighter edit focusing less on singing itself, this musical may have found firmer footing to transport viewers through its messages of unity, diversity, and salvation for all. Its main mice brought cheer but left one wanting to know them more.

Sailing the High Seas of Style

The directors chose a brightly hued cel-shaded approach, keeping elements lively though edges stayed bold. Characters popped right off the screen in vivid rainbow coats. Mouse heroes especially glowed with zesty reds and blues, capturing the adventurous spirits within.

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Other standouts, like the purple whale, brought pure imagination to life. Flukes awhirl with each flip; its cheerful grin carried the little lost birds home in heartwarming scenes. And spunky sparrow Sonia, though timid, flaunted feathers fine as any.

Villain Baruk, by contrast, oozed menace through stark ebony fur. Though one-note, his guise perfectly fit the grim role sought to subdue. Background beasts filled out Noah’s passenger list in style too, from regal elephants to chickens with personality plus.

Yet not all translated so smoothly from page to picture. Stiff motions at times disrupted the fun; sinking energy when flowing free seemed key. And cramming every minute with musical numbers, while ambitious, muddled story threads best kept tight.

Bright spots shone through clever quirks too. Playful mice conducted visual gags that still bring grins to remember. But overreliance on referencing other works weighed things down where originality could have lifted higher spirits all around.

In the end, what strengths were found fell shy of classics that seamlessly blend visuals and verse. With sharper animation matching its heart, this film could have sailed fantasy’s seas in style. As is, it stays a mixed bag best enjoyed in moderation.

Sailing the High Seas of Song

With music central to its storytelling, Noah’s Ark filled its voyage with vocal-driven adventures. As a pair of performing pets, titular mice Tito and Vini delivered most numbers with lyricism fitting their upbeat natures. Songs served functional roles too, furthering key plot points throughout the feature.

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Yet for all the time devoted to melodies, few stuck long in memory. Simple and samey in construction, tunes blended into each other without standing out. Lyrics leaned juvenile without wit to match, focusing plot mechanics over imaginative storytelling through verse. The duo’s ditties acted more like expedient storybeats than catchy, meaningful music meant to resonate.

Comparably, classics like The Lion King or Frozen crafted anthems so poignant or catchy as to take on lives outside cinema. Their words and melodies could inspire or move listeners of any age. None from Noah’s ship of song approach such pop culture ubiquity, feeling disposable despite their role driving the film’s fiction afloat.

With bolder compositions and more creativity beyond bare necessities, this musical may have left lasting enjoyment to match its lofty runtime. As is, its songs serve well enough yet fail to soar as spectacle given pride of place. For a story built on music, weaker music sank its chance to float audiences’ hearts like higher high-seas hits of animation past.

Of Mice, Men, and the Eternal Voyage

Amidst splashy songs and shuffling steps, subtler strides echoed Noah’s ageless adventure. Camaraderie, community, faith in each other—themes sailing since the Biblical boat now motored mice Tito and Vini’s musical mission.

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Their bond, tested by trials of an ark overrun, proved the strength within togetherness itself. United voices raised high what lone singers struggle to achieve alone. And uniting animals long at odds, music melted mankind’s delusions of dominance over nature.

Though packed in chaos, order emerged through teamwork; strengths found purpose supporting the whole. Even lowly insects proved mightiest together—a message timeless as waves themselves. For what are we but stewards, not sovereigns, of gifts granted by grace, not greed?

Yet resolutions brought complications too. Mice merely muting menace, not transforming foe to friend, left little changed but surface waves below. And overbooked with buoyant beats, deeper current slipped notice. More nuanced navigation of themes could have carried voyage farther into enduring eddies of understanding.

Still, kernels shone through—of solidarity, salvation, and hope borne by partnership, not power. An eternal takeaway, whatever cinema’s timeframe. For families facing life’s storms together, Noah’s musical reimagining offered vision to brighten any billow, proving some primal purpose prevails across the wide watery eons of time.

An Uneven Voyage into Animation’s Deluge

Noah’s Ark set sail with glimpses of promise. Its pulsing parade of primeval passengers popped with potential. But loose direction left this screen ship adrift more than anchored, overloaded without offloading less important elements.

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Tightened editing could have trimmed distracting diversions, sharpening focus on the main mice. New angles emerged, from Susana raising concerns overlooked or God’s unstable portrayal pulling from scripture. Yet side stories sank the overextended whole.

Comparisons underscore flaws. Biblical blockbusters like Prince of Egypt artfully wove music and meaning, moving both preschoolers and parents in turn. Minor players there sprang to memorable life while fleshing out deeper dive themes. By contrast, too much of Noah’s noisy novelty felt fleeting.

Still, sunlight breaks even the stormiest skies. Visionary vistas and verve for venerable vessels buoyed hopes this family film might float some young minds toward empathy, diversity, and cooperation across perceived divides. At its animated best, flickers of such promise surfaced.

Animation aficionados and devout lore lovers may find maritime metaphors mingled here. But most movie fans risk boredom long before berth. Stray touches of Technicolor tenderness could thrill little listeners, yet limited execution leaves larger lessons lost at sea.
Overall, this musical vessel sailed in need of sharper steering toward humanity’s port.

The Review

Noah's Ark

5 Score

Noah's Ark set an ambitious voyage but floundered to stay its course. Disjointed storytelling and weak character development overwhelmed fleeting moments of imagination and heart. While its biblical tale deserved retelling, this musical adventure left its animated assets sadly underutilized.

PROS

  • Interesting premise adapting the flood story into a colorful musical
  • Development of supporting human characters like Susana and Ruth
  • Occasional visually imaginative sequences using the animals

CONS

  • Overreliance on songs hampered plot and character development.
  • Stiff/basic animation failed to bring the story fully to life.
  • One-dimensional villain in Baruk and lack of depth in Nina
  • Too many references to other works instead of original ideas
  • Loose/confusing storytelling lost the thread of the biblical themes.

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