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The Gardener Review: Van Damme Sidelined in His Own Backyard

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The French action-comedy “The Gardener” presents a familiar premise filtered through a distinctly European sensibility. In a tranquil, remote island home, the stage is set for a violent disruption of domestic life. At the center of this world is Serge Shuster, a self-important politician whose verbosity and pompous nature define him.

He is a man built of words and ambition, vacationing with his exhausted wife, social-media-focused teenage daughter, and a newborn. His foil is Leo, the property’s gardener, played by the iconic Jean-Claude Van Damme. Leo is a figure of quiet mystery, a man of earth and action who communicates through stoic silence.

When a team of mercenaries descends upon the home to assassinate Serge, this carefully constructed peace shatters. Leo is forced to shed his unassuming persona, revealing a past as a lethal operative and becoming the family’s unlikely, and only, guardian. The ensuing conflict establishes a foundational dichotomy between the talker and the doer.

A Failure in Tonal Alchemy

The film’s attempt to weld two disparate cinematic traditions together results in a jarring and unstable structure. It struggles to find a consistent register, oscillating between lighthearted farce and grim, serious violence. The comedy is rooted in a brand of manic slapstick, with Serge’s frantic antics driving most of the gags.

One sequence finds him absurdly donning a Nazi uniform discovered in a hidden bunker, a joke that leans on uncomfortable historical shorthand. Another scene features him fighting off attackers while high on drugs, a moment of physical comedy that feels disconnected from any real stakes. These moments of broad humor are then immediately undercut by sharp, brutal violence, such as the cold-blooded murder of a secondary character.

This abrupt shift is profoundly unsettling. The most telling example of this tonal dissonance is a scene where Leo delivers a tearful monologue about his past trauma. It is an island of heavy drama in a sea of goofiness, an earnest bid for emotional depth that the surrounding film simply cannot support.

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An Icon in the Margins

A central tension in “The Gardener” arises from its treatment of its own star. The film sidelines its title character, pushing Jean-Claude Van Damme to the periphery in favor of his co-star. An enormous portion of the narrative is dedicated to Serge, whose character is a showcase for Michaël Youn’s particular style of comedic mugging.

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As a figure of buffoonish incompetence, Serge’s constant complaining and foolishness become the story’s primary focus, a choice that seems calibrated for a domestic French audience familiar with the actor. In contrast, Leo exists as the archetypal silent warrior, a haunted ex-soldier finding solace among his plants.

Van Damme embodies this role with his enduring physical charisma, yet the script gives him remarkably little to do for long stretches. His efforts to inject dramatic weight into Leo feel stranded by the chaotic tone and thin material. The on-screen dynamic between the two leads rarely settles into a balanced rhythm; Serge’s loud, frantic energy consistently eclipses Leo’s quiet, potent presence.

Action as an Afterthought

As a vehicle for an action star, the film is curiously hesitant to deliver on its genre’s promise. The fight sequences are not only sparse but frequently lack the tension and inventive choreography that defined Van Damme’s global appeal.

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The central hook—a gardener using his tools as weapons—is a concept rich with potential but is never explored with genuine creativity or visceral impact. The narrative structure itself contributes to this feeling of inertia. An awkward flash-forward opens the film, and the middle act becomes a repetitive cat-and-mouse game confined to the property’s underground WWII tunnels.

This portion of the story cycles through the same comedic and action beats without advancing the plot or developing the characters in a meaningful way. The film never fully commits to its identity, leaving both its comedic and action elements feeling underdeveloped. The final product is an indecisive work that fails to leave a lasting mark.

The Gardener Released digitally on Prime Video in France on January 10, 2025, and theatrically in select markets starting June 6, 2025, the film also reached VOD and limited cinemas in the U.S.

Full Credits

Director: David Charhon

Writers: David Charhon, Sébastien Fechner, Vincent de Brus

Producer: Sébastien Fechner

Cast: Jean‑Claude Van Damme, Michaël Youn, Nawell Madani, Jérôme Le Banner, Rayan Bouazza, Carla Poquin, Kaaris, Élie Semoun, Matthias Quiviger, Stanislas Carmont, Vincent Desagnat

Director of Photography (Cinematographer): Thierry Arbogast

Editor: Guillaume Houssais

The Review

The Gardener

4 Score

"The Gardener" is a film fundamentally at war with itself. It pits French slapstick against gritty action and sidelines its legendary star for a tiresome co-lead, resulting in a jarring experience. While the premise holds promise, the execution is a misfire. The action is sparse, the comedy is inconsistent, and the dramatic beats feel unearned. This cinematic experiment fails to cultivate its strengths, leaving a confused and unsatisfying final product that will likely disappoint admirers of both action and comedy.

PROS

  • Jean-Claude Van Damme's enduring screen presence.
  • An interesting "odd couple" premise between the two leads.
  • Fleeting moments of effective chemistry.

CONS

  • Severely inconsistent and jarring tone.
  • The main star feels sidelined for much of the film.
  • Action sequences are infrequent and lack impact.
  • Repetitive plot structure and flat comedic gags.

Review Breakdown

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Tags: ActionComedyDavid CharhonfeatJean Claude Van DammeLe jardinierMichaël YounNawell MadaniSebastien FechnerThe GardenerThe Gardener (2025)Vincent De Brus
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