• Latest
  • Trending
Pets on a Train Review

Pets on a Train Review: Dynamic Motion Meets Mediocre Storytelling

At Night Review

At Night Review: Paris Beneath the Fluorescent Glow

Do Us Part Review

Do Us Part Review: The One Who Came Back

The House of Hikmah Review

The House of Hikmah Review: Islamic History Finds a Playable Form

The Run Review

The Run Review: Strong Performances Carry a Thin Dystopia

The Last Picture Shows Review

The Last Picture Shows Review: Cinema’s Small-Town Survivors

The Weird Kidz Review

The Weird Kidz Review: Latchkey Nostalgia Gets Bloody

I Is Another Review

I Is Another Review: Claes Bang Builds a Dangerous Hero

Flex x Cop Season 2 Review

Flex x Cop Season 2 Review: Jin I-soo Meets His Match

Death Inc. Season 4

Death Inc. Season 4 Review: Everybody Wants the Boss’s Chair

Brave New Love Review

Brave New Love Review: Who Gets to Define Betrayal?

Doloc Town

Doloc Town Review: Farming Goes Vertical After the Apocalypse

Mermaid Beach Review

Mermaid Beach Review: Welsh Waters Carry a Modest Family Fantasy

  • Home
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms and Conditions
  • Gazettely Review Guidelines
Monday, August 10, 2026
GAZETTELY
  • Home
  • Movie and TV News
    The Last House

    Wagner Moura Says ‘The Last House’ Reflects His Unmet COVID Hopes

    image 1

    ‘Tony’ Delivers 2026’s Best Limited Opening With Bourdain Biopic

    OakStreetAISplit

    Warner Bros.’ AI Dog Ad for ‘The End of Oak Street’ Sparks Backlash

    James Gray

    James Gray Gets Locarno’s Top Honor. His Wife Wants the Trash Taken Out.

    Ben Jones

    Ben Jones, Cooter on ‘The Dukes of Hazzard,’ Dies at 84

    Melissa Barrera

    Melissa Barrera Says She Was “One of a Lot of People” Punished for Gaza Advocacy

    The Odyssey 2026

    ‘The Odyssey’ Becomes Christopher Nolan’s Highest-Grossing Film Ever

    Phia Saban

    Phia Saban Explains Helaena’s Fatal Choice in ‘House of the Dragon’ Finale

    Widow’s Bay

    ‘Widow’s Bay,’ ‘Fallout’ and ‘Hacks’ Sweep Set Decorators Society Awards

  • Movie and TV Reviews
    At Night Review

    At Night Review: Paris Beneath the Fluorescent Glow

    Do Us Part Review

    Do Us Part Review: The One Who Came Back

    The Run Review

    The Run Review: Strong Performances Carry a Thin Dystopia

    The Last Picture Shows Review

    The Last Picture Shows Review: Cinema’s Small-Town Survivors

    The Weird Kidz Review

    The Weird Kidz Review: Latchkey Nostalgia Gets Bloody

    I Is Another Review

    I Is Another Review: Claes Bang Builds a Dangerous Hero

    Flex x Cop Season 2 Review

    Flex x Cop Season 2 Review: Jin I-soo Meets His Match

    Death Inc. Season 4

    Death Inc. Season 4 Review: Everybody Wants the Boss’s Chair

    Brave New Love Review

    Brave New Love Review: Who Gets to Define Betrayal?

  • Game Reviews
    The House of Hikmah Review

    The House of Hikmah Review: Islamic History Finds a Playable Form

    Doloc Town

    Doloc Town Review: Farming Goes Vertical After the Apocalypse

    Montabi Review

    Montabi Review: Creature Collecting Finds a Tactical Spark

    Sovereign Tower Review

    Sovereign Tower Review: Your Worst Decisions Make the Best Stories

    ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs Review

    ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs Review: Yesterday’s Technology Gets a Second Life

    Leafy Corner Review

    Leafy Corner Review: Plant Care Makes for Pleasant Management

    Midnight Moments Review

    Midnight Moments Review: Building Quiet Lives Beneath Neon Rain

    Company of Heroes 3: Final Stand Review

    Company of Heroes 3: Final Stand Review: Twelve Waves, One Familiar War

    Big Walk Review

    Big Walk Review: Co-op Built on Miscommunication

  • The Bests
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Movie and TV News
    The Last House

    Wagner Moura Says ‘The Last House’ Reflects His Unmet COVID Hopes

    image 1

    ‘Tony’ Delivers 2026’s Best Limited Opening With Bourdain Biopic

    OakStreetAISplit

    Warner Bros.’ AI Dog Ad for ‘The End of Oak Street’ Sparks Backlash

    James Gray

    James Gray Gets Locarno’s Top Honor. His Wife Wants the Trash Taken Out.

    Ben Jones

    Ben Jones, Cooter on ‘The Dukes of Hazzard,’ Dies at 84

    Melissa Barrera

    Melissa Barrera Says She Was “One of a Lot of People” Punished for Gaza Advocacy

    The Odyssey 2026

    ‘The Odyssey’ Becomes Christopher Nolan’s Highest-Grossing Film Ever

    Phia Saban

    Phia Saban Explains Helaena’s Fatal Choice in ‘House of the Dragon’ Finale

    Widow’s Bay

    ‘Widow’s Bay,’ ‘Fallout’ and ‘Hacks’ Sweep Set Decorators Society Awards

  • Movie and TV Reviews
    At Night Review

    At Night Review: Paris Beneath the Fluorescent Glow

    Do Us Part Review

    Do Us Part Review: The One Who Came Back

    The Run Review

    The Run Review: Strong Performances Carry a Thin Dystopia

    The Last Picture Shows Review

    The Last Picture Shows Review: Cinema’s Small-Town Survivors

    The Weird Kidz Review

    The Weird Kidz Review: Latchkey Nostalgia Gets Bloody

    I Is Another Review

    I Is Another Review: Claes Bang Builds a Dangerous Hero

    Flex x Cop Season 2 Review

    Flex x Cop Season 2 Review: Jin I-soo Meets His Match

    Death Inc. Season 4

    Death Inc. Season 4 Review: Everybody Wants the Boss’s Chair

    Brave New Love Review

    Brave New Love Review: Who Gets to Define Betrayal?

  • Game Reviews
    The House of Hikmah Review

    The House of Hikmah Review: Islamic History Finds a Playable Form

    Doloc Town

    Doloc Town Review: Farming Goes Vertical After the Apocalypse

    Montabi Review

    Montabi Review: Creature Collecting Finds a Tactical Spark

    Sovereign Tower Review

    Sovereign Tower Review: Your Worst Decisions Make the Best Stories

    ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs Review

    ReStory: Chill Electronics Repairs Review: Yesterday’s Technology Gets a Second Life

    Leafy Corner Review

    Leafy Corner Review: Plant Care Makes for Pleasant Management

    Midnight Moments Review

    Midnight Moments Review: Building Quiet Lives Beneath Neon Rain

    Company of Heroes 3: Final Stand Review

    Company of Heroes 3: Final Stand Review: Twelve Waves, One Familiar War

    Big Walk Review

    Big Walk Review: Co-op Built on Miscommunication

  • The Bests
No Result
View All Result
GAZETTELY
No Result
View All Result
Pets on a Train Review

Escape from Duckov Review: Tactical Waterfowl Warfare Loses Steam Fast

Other Review: David Moreau’s Arresting, Yet Unfocused Misstep

Home Entertainment Movies

Pets on a Train Review: Dynamic Motion Meets Mediocre Storytelling

Enzo Barese by Enzo Barese
10 months ago
in Entertainment, Movies, Reviews
Reading Time: 3 mins read
A A
0
Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on PinterestShare on WhatsAppShare on TelegramSummarize with ChatGPTSummarize with Perplexity

The title Pets on a Train signals a kid-friendly animated action picture with a clear promise. The 87-minute feature is a US and French co-production directed by Benoît Daffis and Jean-Christian Tassy, and that pairing shapes a tone that reads transatlantic. The story opens on Falcon, a crafty raccoon who helps street animals, preparing a Christmas train heist.

The plan collapses after Hans the badger sabotages the controls, sending the train toward a crash once all human passengers have been evacuated. Falcon turns to the baggage car and works to free a lineup of caged pets, among them Rex the serious police dog, Maggie the level-headed cat, and a mix of other species. From the first minutes, the film sets a fast rhythm and light humor for viewers who sit between preschool fare and teen-focused releases, a space rarely targeted with this much action-forward energy.

Mechanical Viscera and Global Action Homage

The film’s strongest throughline comes from its mechanical design and energetic visual grammar, which borrow from action cinema across borders. The pacing stays brisk and keeps lulls away. The directors keep the lens at pets-eye level and favor clean dolly moves that give each chase and scramble a sense of propulsion.

A runaway train is a reliable stage for near Mission: Impossible peril, and the set pieces deliver: escapes through fire, careful car decoupling, and a nerve-testing trip across a rickety bridge. The cinematography attends to physics, registering weight shifts, centrifugal pull through curves, and the jolt of speed.

The animation presents a pleasant look that trails the polish of top-budget North American features, yet the rigging is first-rate and gives animators room to craft lively, species-specific motion for reptiles, mammals, and birds. The film keeps danger present for a rush, in line with adventure comedy, without tipping into true fright for the intended younger audience.

Modernity, Identity, and Narrative Clutter

Pets on a Train pairs a buddy-cop template with topical notes, a mix that nods to cross-cultural debates in family animation. The emotional anchor sits with Falcon and Rex, a shift from mistrust to teamwork. Their alliance frames an identity split: the free-ranging survivor of the streets versus the domesticated rule follower.

Also Read

  • Best Christmas Movies
    30 Best Christmas Movies to Watch This Holiday Season
  • best sci fi movies
    30 Best Sci Fi Movies Ever: Gazettely's Ultimate…
  • best 2025 games
    Gazettely's 30 Best Video Games of 2025
  • 30 Best Drama Movies
    30 Best Drama Movies to Watch Before You Die
  • 30 Best Action Movies Ever
    30 Best Action Movies Ever: A Definitive History…
  • best fantasy movies
    30 Best Fantasy Movies Ever, Ranked: From…

Pets on a Train Review

Around them, a wide bench of animal side players hippie rabbits, Victor the snobby dog, Ana the celebrity snake presses in on the plot. The film often tries to grant each a bit of history, and that impulse crowds the main thread. Jokes spring from quirks a jittery chihuahua, a cautious turtle and occasional low jokes work, including a pigeon bit.

Stabs at cultural currency through swipes at social media and opportunistic news, or stray references, rarely connect with the age group the movie targets. The antagonist’s motive personal revenge by Hans against Rex escalates to an attempt to wipe out a full train of animals, a scale that reads excessive for the story’s aims.

A Solid, Passable Diversion

Pets on a Train lands as a mildly engaging and passable entry that will not reach classic standing. The central hook mixes the high-stakes momentum of Speed with the confined setup of Snowpiercer, now filtered through talking animals, and the idea carries real appeal.

Pets on a Train Review

The action construction remains the standout craft element. The script crowds itself with side business and extra characters, which saps focus. The animation holds a friendly surface and at times turns rough or clunky in motion.

The film keeps a good-natured spirit. Younger viewers get a zippy watch, and parents have enough set-piece tension to stay with it. The production stays on the tracks and delivers solid, distinctly mediocre entertainment.

Pets on a Train (also known as Falcon Express in France) is a French-American animated action-comedy film produced by TAT Productions. The movie had its North American theatrical release on October 17, 2025, distributed by Viva Pictures. The story centers on a group of animals, led by a raccoon named Falcon and a police dog named Rex, who must work together to stop their train from crashing after a vengeful badger, Hans, hijacks the controls. The film is currently available to watch in theaters in the United States, with specific streaming availability likely following its initial theatrical run.

Credits

Director: Benoît Daffis, Jean-Christian Tassy

Writers: David Alaux, Eric Tosti, Jean-François Tosti

Producers and Executive Producers: Jean-François Tosti, David Alaux, François Clerc (Distributor), Grégoire Melin (Distributor)

Cast: Damien Ferrette, Hervé Jolly, Kaycie Chase, Frantz Confiac, Emmanuel Garijo, Nicolas Marié, Stéphane Ronchewski, Sébastien Desjours

Editors: Hélène Blanchard, Magali Batut, Mathilde De Brancion

Composer: Le Feste Antonacci

The Review

Pets on a Train

6 Score

Pets on a Train delivers on its action premise, providing a fast-paced and visually dynamic adventure centered on a spectacular runaway train scenario. The animators capture the frantic motion well, particularly through the clever use of pet-level camera angles. However, the film struggles with tonal consistency, inserting adult references that fall flat and overwhelming the core plot with too many secondary characters. The central relationship between Falcon and Rex offers a solid anchor. This film is a serviceable, mildly amusing diversion that ultimately stops short of becoming a memorable animated feature.

PROS

  • Visceral and well-executed runaway train set pieces.
  • Zippy runtime that keeps the adventure moving quickly.
  • Effective camera work (pet-level shots) and specialized animal rigging.
  • Engaging partnership development between Falcon and Rex.

CONS

  • Too many secondary characters overwhelm the main plot.
  • Misplaced humor and baffling references for the target audience.
  • Rough and less polished than major studio productions.
  • Fails to achieve animated classic status.

Review Breakdown

  • Overall 0

Tags: ActionAdventureAnimationApollo FilmsBenoît DaffisComedyDamien FerretteEmmanuel GarijoFamilyFeaturedFrantz ConfiacHervé JollyJean-Christian TassyKaycie ChaseNicolas MariéPets on a TrainSébastien DesjoursStéphane RonchewskiTAT ProductionsThriller
Previous Post

Escape from Duckov Review: Tactical Waterfowl Warfare Loses Steam Fast

Next Post

Other Review: David Moreau’s Arresting, Yet Unfocused Misstep

Try AI Movie Recommender

Gazettely AI Movie Recommender

This Week's Top Reads

  • Sterling Point Review

    Sterling Point Review: The Sisters Outshine the Love Triangle

    2 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • The Shards Review: 1981 Has Never Looked This Dangerous

    1 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Is This Seat Taken? Review: A Satisfying Mental Workout

    1125 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Anna Pigeon Review: Murder in the Mountains Needs Sharper Mysteries

    1 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Fightland Review: The Punches Land Harder Than the Twists

    1 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • The Bombing of Pan Am 103 Review: Precision Over Spectacle

    4 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0
  • Possession Review: Hope Hill Keeps Its Receipts

    1 shares
    Share 0 Tweet 0

Must Read Articles

Death Inc. Season 4
TV Shows

Death Inc. Season 4 Review: Everybody Wants the Boss’s Chair

9 hours ago
PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie Review
Movies

PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie Review: Marshall Takes the Prehistoric Spotlight

2 days ago
The Last House Review
Movies

The Last House Review: Home Becomes the Apocalypse

2 days ago
Alley Cats
TV Shows

Alley Cats Review: Ricky Gervais’ Strays Deserve Sharper Material

2 days ago
Anna Pigeon Review
TV Shows

Anna Pigeon Review: Murder in the Mountains Needs Sharper Mysteries

2 days ago
Loading poll ...
Coming Soon
Which of Alfred Hitchcock's 1960s thrillers is your all-time favorite?

Gazettely is your go-to destination for all things gaming, movies, and TV. With fresh reviews, trending articles, and editor picks, we help you stay informed and entertained.

© 2021-2026 All Rights Reserved for Gazettely

What’s Inside

  • Movie & TV Reviews
  • Game Reviews
  • Featured Articles
  • Latest News
  • Editorial Picks

Quick Links

  • Home
  • About US
  • Contact Us
  • Advertise with Us
  • Review Guidelines

Follow Us

Facebook X-twitter Youtube Instagram
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Movies
  • Entertainment News
  • Movie and TV Reviews
  • TV Shows
  • Game News
  • Game Reviews
  • Contact Us

© 2024 All Rights Reserved for Gazettely